Ahem.

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The star of such quality films as She’s All That, Wing Commander and Scooby Doo appears to be taking on a new career direction.

The Hollywood Reporter is reporting that he’s taking on a role with the WWE “creative” team, and will contribute to writing and production of all of WWE’s programming.

Vince McMahon said, “Freddie Prinze Jr.’s passion, energy and creativity make him an excellent fit for WWE”. He is not currently scheduled to win the WCW title and fued with Jeff Jarrett.

For those confused about Prinze being called an “experienced Hollywood writer…and producer”, he apparently served as executive producer of his own sitcom a couple of years back…which means he will now be the most qualified member of the WWE “creative” team.

Why is it that people will be more interested in something that has critically acclaimed slapped on the front of it. I did fall for this trick myself when I bought Les Rhymes Digital album back in the late 90’s. Due to this experience I am very weary when I see something that is critically acclaimed or something that attempts to compare itself to something that I know and like, so when an advert for teeth came on the TV the other day with the voiceover bloke comparing teeth to films like the The Exorcist, the Omen and Blair Witch I thought that this thing has got to be setting itself up for a fall.

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This is a test to see if those out there in DDTland still care about recaps. I’ve never done a show recap in the years I’ve written for TheDDT. It’s every boy’s dream to write about fake fighting for a website that debuts content once every two months on average, and after four years I’ve…written the intro…that introduces…the article you’re reading. Exciting! Read the rest of this entry »

I am Batman…
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